Pickiest eater alive. Dad. Cook.
Favorite Drink: Miller lite.
Quotable: Miller lite.
Likes: UFC, breakfast. And bringing his own Pepsi to restaurants.
Dislikes: Coca-cola. Whatever it is that you like.
Philosopher, cougar hunter, beach goer, cornhole champion.
Favorite Drink: Bells beer. Jack Daniels.
Quotable: “If I knew it was gonna be like that, I’d move to Amsterdam so I could do whatever the f^&k I want.”
Likes: Pitcher chugging, Ton-Eighties, organic farming. Detroit sports.
Dislikes: Mustard, vodka and Sidney Crosby.
Detroiter. Drummer. Irish. Three thumbs.
Favorite Drink: The cheapest whiskey you got and a Stroh’s.
Quotable: “Did I mention I am from Detroit…?”
Likes: Detroit, the Detroit Tigers, the Detroit Red Wings, tapping the hell out of shit.
Dislikes: Ohio. Foreign cars. Jean Claude Damme.
Armchair activist, moustache grower. Once got pepper sprayed at a Food not Bombs rally by the man.
Favorite Drink: Cosmo.
Quotable: “The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.”
Likes: Socialism, drums, granola and the color pink.
Dislikes: Fox News, corporate pigs, capitalism.
International yo-yo competitor, wife.
Favorite Drink: Guiness, Jameson.
Quotable: “Are you thirsty (Insert name here)”
Likes: Cooking, animals, gardening having a pint with friends.
Dislikes: Ping pong, peanuts.
King of flatulence. A horny bastard who lives only for sex.
Favorite Drink: Newcastle, Jameson.
Quotable: “Cooglesack”
Likes: Moonlit-naked walks on the beach. Good food. Koreans.
Dislikes: Jail. Chivalry.
A Boston Fan from Long Island.
Favorite Drink: A Bud and a Jack.
Quotable: “I fucking hate the Yankees.”
Likes: The NY Rangers, Gorilla Suits. And fanny packs. They’re coming back.
Dislikes: The Fliers, the Yankees and getting arrested.
The Legend.
Favorite Drink: Heineken in the kitchen while doing “inventory.”
Quotable: “Ah, for fuck’s sake…”
Likes: Hiding his money under the mattress.
Dislikes: Don’t get him started…getting deported is near the top of the list.
