Pittsburger, world traveler, toast master
Favorite Drink: Beer.
Quotable: Many. He is a toast master after all…”Hey, tell me if there are any ugly horny women down or upstairs, I want em” “Hot! Hot!”
Likes: Ugly women, the Steelers, pub crawls and Rolling Rock.
Slicker than KY Jelly
Favorite Drink: Bud.
Quotable: “I don’t chase females. They come to me.”
Likes: Susie. Black and Milds.
Dislikes: Flat, itty bitty bootys. Marriage.
Rail Bar Fairy.
Favorite Drink: Jack on the rocks and Amstel Light
Quotable: Apparently I lack some particular perversion which today’s employer is seeking. (It’s not really hers, but applicable nonetheless)
Likes: Her momma, traveling the world and laughing
Dislikes: Stupidity and punctuation, errors,.!